I recently took a ride-share from Montreal to Toronto. The driver was a Chinese-Canadian engineer, about my age, who's boyfriend worked for Bombardier. Her other passengers were an Israeli geologist visiting Canada to do some work named Gior, et moi.
We had some unusual discussions, the engineer, the geologist and I. Primarily about Judaism, because once I told Gior my heritage, it was, as they say, all over but the crying. Suffice to say he and I had very different views on the state of Isreal. I took great pains not to share my views, because who wants to be trapped in a car with two squabbling Jews? I thought the engineer was very nice and she certainly didn't sign on for supper at the Fishbiens when she agreed to give two perfect strangers a lift.
Anyways when Gior and I weren't being argumentative little kakers, the engineer would say that she really admired the Jewish people for creating such a supportive culture for each other. I had mixed feelings about her assertion in the moment, thinking: "Are we supportive of each other or do we just have bad boundaries and poor social skills? Gior you wanna field that one or should I?" But whether or not Jews are supportive or just way too in each others business, The Great Schlep is a great and hilarious 'movement' endorsed by none other then Sarah Silverman, and it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Jews do have your back, and also are a bunch of nosy nudgy noodniks.
"The Great Schlep aims to have Jewish grandchildren visit their grandparents in Florida, educate them about Obama, and therefore swing the crucial Florida vote in his favor. Don’t have grandparents in Florida? Not Jewish? No problem! You can still become a schlepper and make change happen in 2008, simply by talking to your relatives about Obama."
The best line: How do I go? Call up your grandparents and tell them to get the couch ready.
This is why being Jewish is both hilarious, wonderful, and annoying all at once.